I was enjoying the window view from a sushi restaurant with a friend, when I noticed paramedics gathering between two parked cars. A man was lying face down and was unconscious. I could have sworn none this happened minutes before, and I assumed he had fell off the bike that was leaned up against a nearby rack. “…Is that blood?” asked my pre-med friend, as I noticed a sizable pool on the street. It took three burly men to drag the man forward, then turn him over. As he rolled over, I couldn’t help but notice that this man’s genitals were hanging out, and continued to be exposed for a while. My eyes darted around to see if anybody else was watching, but nobody else in the restaurant OR walking by caught this. It’s a good thing these men wore purple gloves, cause one took the liberty to tuck this man’s penis back in and zip his pants up. The man’s face was tomato red and his brow was completely scraped. Only until after he was put on a gurney did passerbys start looking.
