Allergic to Planet Earth

Hoping not to be scammed, pickpocketed or held at gunpoint when I leave tomorrow for NYC

..or, as one of my friends experienced after work, have my faced smashed in by a stranger and needing total facial reconstruction thereafter.

Found an outlet mall that contained a Vera Bradley store. 
I didn’t want to leave :(

Found an outlet mall that contained a Vera Bradley store.
I didn’t want to leave :(

"As an artist, you can’t fake it, you have to live it. I live what I put out, that’s all I have.
Happy Birthday @Miauniverse!

(Source: nocoffeeplease, via rio-the-mestiza-dyke)

Going to a med school tomorrow and meeting with someone from admissions who was nice enough to give me hugs on multiple occasions.

…hope I don’t make a total a$$ of myself.

Kiddo: So we just need to get mommy's Vulva fixed?

James: Volvo, sweetie. V-O-L-V-O. Mommy's privates are not broken.

My cousins (creators of Treatbot) just created the Electronic Siracha Festival that will take place in San Jose on August 30th.  

Haha, I can’t wait!

Today I learned that I don’t mind practicing rural medicine in the middle of nowhere

- just as long as I get 4GLTE coverage everywhere I go

“I don’t play Durak.”
— Said no Russian person, ever. (via russianproblems)

I need to stop being so soft- spoken because people seem to be agitated when they tell me to speak up.

Hot, humid, muggy Florida.

Hot, humid, muggy Florida.

Can you keep it one hunnit boy, or nah??